Another FReeper (sorry,I don’t remember who) had an idea the other day about this. Order him to shave. He will refuse. Quick trial for refusing a lawful order. Guilty. Sentence:fine as large as possible to be deducted from his pay, reduction in rank as far as possible. Repeat until he is a private E1. At least the taxpayers will not have to pay him as a Major. Then have him shaved by force,continue the trial,and have an execution.