In related news, Jimmy Carter has reduced his Ambien intake by 70% in the last few months. “He’s just so happy and has found hope again,” his long time friend and mentor anonymously states. “We haven’t seen him so happy since he escaped the water rabbit!”
Per Jay Leno.... “Vice President Biden said that Romney’s economic policies were “George Bush on steroids” — as opposed to Obama’s policies, which are “Jimmy Carter on Ambien.”