The joint is a crime, and if the Principal really is outraging the delicacy of that poor poodle,,,HELL YES! Point right at the SOB on stage and TESTIFY! Say “I seent him myself, with my OWNNN eyes,,in flagrante delicto with Fifi!!”
Seize him! LOL
Wait wait,,And then we all look at poor fifi (who won’t look us in the eyes, confirming ALL our fears)
If only we had approved the speech in advance! This feels like the “no guns” sign at the mall. If a kid is so inclined as to spark up a fattie and accuse the principal of bestiality, do you think he will be deterred by the speech approval process?
Think that one ALL the way through smarticle.