Oh, goody. I see the health Gauleiter in question is sitting next to a "focus on fruits" sign. I could go on the but Mods would ban me.
It could have worked when I went to grade school, though. I'd have chosen the janitor. He was cool and had some really *interesting* magazines, too...
Yeah, our janitor was great. He was past retirement and long past giving a rip. And, he had the best dirty jokes.
I still use one of his comments. He walked in the boys room right after someone had just blown it up, then tried to cover up the odor with about three aerosol cans of Air Freshener.
George said, "Humph. Smells like someone just sh*t in a lemon tree".
30 years later.....I'm sure that George is long dead and buried, but I still use that comment, where appropriate. :-)