I'm still trying to picture what would happen if I substituted hummus and tofu for Chips&Salsa, Beer Brots, Cheese&Sausage, Pretzels, Beer, etc the next time I have my buddies over for the game. They'd riot. OR, at the very least, I'd never hear the end of it.
Makes me wonder if the Food Nazi has ever been to a Football (American Football) game before.
Don’t forget a big steaming bowl of falafel, kelp, ratatouile, seitan, and tempeh. You’ll never have to worry about having the gang over to mess up your house again.