Wow, Viglanteman; my husband has taken our kids to see their grandmother for the next week in the Gaspe while I work. That is unfortunate for me right now, as you have made quite an interesting, informative post, even though I’m likely beyond childbearing years. Whew! :)
My cousin is an OBGYN and is now a leading expert in the field.
The Mrs. and I were a bit slow in getting our first child despite nearly two years of continuous effort. And I do mean continuous. We loved and wanted children in the worst way and were doing it two or even three times a day during the first couple of years of our marriage.
We couldn't figure out what was wrong, because I was getting plenty of semen discharge every time and my wife was getting an orgasm every 4th or 5th time. Everything we read indicated we were a perfectly normal young couple. But we weren't getting pregnant.
Finally, we went to see my cousin, he explained the mechanics, including what was covered in my previous post. Plus he pointed out that engines were always designed with upright or nearly upright (as in a V-8 or V-6 formation) for a reason-- to maximize lubrication, drive and thrust.
His talk made sense. We went home and tried it.
Honestly speaking, it was a little weird at first. But we kept at it and, one month later, we were pregnant.
Even when we weren't trying for pregnancy, we found nothing else nearly as satisfying. The kids are grown up and moved away now, but we still get a lot of electricity out of my cousin's advice of 26 years ago!