Hey, Deb how are those lemon drops by the pool going this summer, of course they are always better if served by a pool boy.
Obviously wrong. Hugely wrong. Stupidly wrong. Blindly wrong. Dishonestly wrong. Embarrassingly wrong. Morally wrong. Biblically wrong. Totally wrong. Plain wrong.
Finally you get liberalism.
Unfortunately, I had to empty my (indoor) pool because there was a leak and no one could figure out where it was. And Raul, my pool boy, has been really depressed because his six-pack abs aren't as hard as last year.
It'll be okay, though and I really appreciate your sweet concern.
(my cappuccino maker is also on the fritz, but I didn't wanna bum you out) Air Kiss!