[Old Sarge]

Oh, but didn’t you hear the whole story?

Obama not only personally led the mission, but he:

* piloted the lead helicopter flying VFR in total darkness;

* put the bird on autohover;

* Australian-rapelled out with a crew-served weapon in each hand;

* stopped a three-round burst with his sculpted abs;

* kicked down every door with a head butt;

* took out Bin Laden with a double-tap of .50 cal hollow-point tracer rounds; AND

* recorded the whole event with a camcorder strapped to his red bandana!

[twister881]

Here is Bathhouse Barry on a recent Top Secret mission. Notice his approved SEAL mom-jeans, gaydar shirt, on-the-down-low bike helmet, and ultra-quiet SPECOPS faggot delivery vehicle (FDV).