My fire extinguisher isn't making me any money but I feel better knowing it's around.
(FWIW, silver's prolly a better choice for a stash.)
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Send treats to the troops...
Great because you did it.
www.AnySoldier.com
(An entirely free service)
I’m planning to purchase some gold next month so that when the value of the dollar tanks I can cash it in and pay off my mortgage.