[ConorMacNessa]

Hey, Army Bro! They ought to forcibly shave his beard, then forcibly shave his pubic hair - both operations with a rusty straightedge razor!



Genuflectimus non ad principem sed ad Principem Pacis!

Listen, O isles, unto me; and hearken, ye people, from far; The LORD hath called me from the womb; from the bowels of my mother hath he made mention of my name. (Isaiah 49:1 KJV)

[Cowgirl of Justice]

Nah, tie the end of my basset hound’s leash to his appendage and throw a Chick Fil A chicken finger.

Quick and neat.