[Pearls Before Swine]

At least he wasn’t the groom.

[cuban leaf]

—At least he wasn’t the groom.—

HAHAHA! That is what I was thinking.

A good husband always waits until AFTER the honeymoon before he pulls this sh**.

[Tupelo]

That reminds me of a story from the early 20th Century.
Seems the Bride and Groom left on their honeymoon in their buggy. After a couple of miles the horse refused to cross a creek. The new husband reached out with his buggy whip and flicked the horse across his ears and said “That's one”.
Another couple of miles the horse balked after seeing a rabbit. Again the husband fliked the horse across the ears, this time saying, “That's two”. With only a few miles left until they stopped for the night, the horse stumbled, then refused to go on. The husband then said, “that's three’ then took out his pistol and shot the horse. The horrified bride then exclaimed to her new husband,”That is the cruelest thing I have ever seen.” To which the husband replied, “That's One”.

[Mercat]

Where was the groom?