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“sounds like a solution to the snakes that are invading Floriduh....”

No, NO, NOOOO ! ! !

Agencies and AgencyPerson jobs are depending on a new “Invasive Species” to control. Down in the Swamp of Socialism, AKA The Everglades, AgencyPersons used Invasive Species control money to exterminate the wild hogs in the Everglades.

According to the Armed & Rangerous, even though hogs had lived in all of Florida for the last 400 years, the habitats were not adapted to the destruction caused by ‘Boss Hawg’ and family.

So, your tax bucks were used to kill off the hogs, anand in my area, Ranger Randy and the rest of the Armed & Rangerous instituted their own version of Aporkalypse Now. These uniformed clowns burned lots of helicopter hours and scads of ammo. ParkMan won the “Battle of the Hawg”, and so did the pythons.

As anyone with more intelligence than a Pet Rock knows, pigs love snake. They think of a snake as a delicacy. Should a herd of hogs encounter a large python, and should the python wrap around Harry the hawg, the rest of the herd will happily chow down the snake. And, should Harry not be in shape to join the feeding frenzy, he will be eaten as well.

But, the Goobers from the Gooberment “deemed” the hawgs to be an invasive species. Result: No hawgs and the pythons are hawging down everything in sight. The largest one to date was 17.5 feet long!

Making it worse is that ParkMan requires snake hunters to capture the snakes alive. Not only that, they do not allow power vehicles in Everglades National Park and the rest of the Glades vehicle use area is effectively reduced to a tiny portion.

So, ParkMan wants us to capture alive snakes up to 17+ feet long and carry them miles back to the road. Not surprisingly, both Rambo and Superman declined offers to hunt python.

Conclusion: The Founders were correct when they carefully limited Federal ownership of land to the few listed in the Constitution. Government can’t manage land, and ParkMan’s failed “Aporkalypse Now” program proved the Founders correct.

Ask the pythons!