[laweeks]

Bite-me will not be on the ticket . . . he’ll drop off due to, oh, say health problems, going thru mentalpause, going thru old-timer’s, or whatever.

Hitlery, who’s been having lots of spackle and putty jobs on her face these past few years will ride to the rescue of the ticket.

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

I doubt Hillary would take 2nd chair to anyone. Unless her she knows that the GOP will get the House and Senate with enough people to impeach (F&F, et al.) and will assume the presidency?

Besides, Bill Clintons own words would be played against her, plus her Dem primary ads against Obama would resurface and make a miserable time for that team to "reset" with only a few months to go.

[Buckeye McFrog]

Biden would get absolutely destroyed in a debate with Paul Ryan.

On the other hand he is useful, because he can plant ideas like giving black voters the idea that Romney might bring back slavery, while at the same time giving Obama the deniability of blaming “that crazy Joe”.

Plus he’s the best life insurance policy Obama could ever have.

[Tallguy]

Hitlery, who’s been having lots of spackle and putty jobs on her face these past few years will ride to the rescue of the ticket.

You obviously haven't seen any recent pictures. Hillary has simply "stopped giving a d@mn about her personal appearance."

[Huntress]

Obama’s instinct for self-preservation is too keen for him to pick Hillary as VP. He knows she'd destroy him in a heartbeat to get to presidency.