“On the stump along with the cat, with the flag’s stick staked through its throat, were an iced tea can and a cat food tin, the federal official said. There was no note, the official added.”
Cats typically do not leave notes.
“Cats typically do not leave notes.”
bwahahaha
No, but there was a tape recorder beside the cat. When they pushed the play button a voice said, "Let's play a game!"
Yeah, but a guy whose identity I'm not at liberty to disclose told me that cats who commit suicide always do. So the absence of a note is positive proof that Mitt Romney murdered the cat. I know that because I learned how to reason in Professor Reid's logic class.