You Nobel fools! Don’t you know that whole Peace Prize thing is just a joke? Those Swedes love their humor. They didn’t really expect you to take it seriously!
For starters, Betty Williams is a hateful bitch, not a peaceful person. You can look the rest of them up. It’s not pretty.
As the ultimate shark-jumping joke, they gave one to Dick Obama before he even did anything. I think they are still waiting for him to do something.
I’m hoping they will award a prize in Chemistry to me some day, although I don’t do Chemistry. But I don’t think it matters to them. They can do whatever the hell they please. It’s their game.
Dy-no-mite!!
No, no, no! Not Swedes! Norwegians!
For historical reasons all the Nobel prizes EXCEPT the peace prize is handed out by the Swedish Academy. The Peace Prize is awarded by the Norwegian parliament.
You got to keep those Scandinavians sorted! :-)