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President Obama Wants JPL Scientists To Let Him Know If They Find Martians
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| August 13, 2012 11:06 AM
Posted on 08/13/2012 5:23:16 PM PDT by BenLurkin
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To: BenLurkin
If NASA finds a Martian, Obama plans on giving him the right to vote (for him) in November via executive order.
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posted on
08/13/2012 6:08:13 PM PDT
by
JohnBrowdie
(http://forum.stink-eye.net)
To: UCANSEE2
Crap! They're all democrats!
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posted on
08/13/2012 6:09:58 PM PDT
by
Iron Munro
("Jiggle the Handle for Barry!")
To: BenLurkin
Found one!
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posted on
08/13/2012 6:11:11 PM PDT
by
GnL
To: BenLurkin
Noted rocket scientist and Nobel laureate sheila jackson lee, upon being notified by the Mars Rover team of the discovery of microbial life on the Red Planet, called obama to notify him of the news.
“They found those bugs under a rock... over by the flag the astronauts planted there before.
LLS
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posted on
08/13/2012 6:13:46 PM PDT
by
LibLieSlayer
(Sarah speaking at the romney convention would be like Led Zeppelin opening for the Monkees)
To: BenLurkin
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posted on
08/13/2012 6:24:10 PM PDT
by
workerbee
(June 28, 2012 -- 9/11 From Within)
To: BenLurkin
Is Nancy Pelosi proof that there’s no intelligent life on earth?
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posted on
08/13/2012 6:42:57 PM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: BenLurkin
whitey on mars really pisses off obama. good thing gil scot-heron didn’t live to see this - it’d have given him a heart attack.
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posted on
08/13/2012 6:52:53 PM PDT
by
GreatRoad
(O < 0)
To: BenLurkin
and NO O-bummer even if we do find any, we won’t register them to vote for you!
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posted on
08/13/2012 6:59:10 PM PDT
by
SandRat
(Duty - Honor - Country! What else needs said?)
To: cripplecreek
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posted on
08/13/2012 7:01:14 PM PDT
by
nicmarlo
To: BenLurkin
Hey Barak - I’m in the phone book. Sheesh!
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posted on
08/13/2012 7:09:11 PM PDT
by
dagogo redux
(A whiff of primitive spirits in the air, harbingers of an impending descent into the feral.)
To: BenLurkin
Interesting on the night on that landing I was listing to coast to coast am
It was suggests several time that Obama would make a highly dramatic, world wide "Life found on Mars" statement just before the election as an October surprise to distract/ give him a bump/claim credit
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posted on
08/13/2012 7:16:04 PM PDT
by
tophat9000
(American is Barack Oaken)
To: BenLurkin
Perhaps that’s where the other seven states are.
To: BenLurkin
Alien leader: Klaatu barada nikto...
Obama: What did you call me?!
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posted on
08/13/2012 7:21:29 PM PDT
by
tophat9000
(American is Barack Oaken)
To: BenLurkin
NASA says Curiosity is now undergoing a brain transplant to update its software in preparation for lab experiments and travel across the planet. Maybe they should offer Obama a brain transplant....
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posted on
08/13/2012 8:24:54 PM PDT
by
JEH_Boston
(Never give up.)
To: cripplecreek
“Tripping the light grabasstic”
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posted on
08/14/2012 12:39:55 AM PDT
by
sheik yerbouty
( Make America and the world a jihad free zone!)
To: sheik yerbouty
Obama’s probably wondering if they look like him.....(If I had a son............”)
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posted on
08/14/2012 4:20:03 AM PDT
by
DaveA37
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