Headlines if written by the Anti-Mormon Creeper,... err Freeper:
The Mormon Church steals $7 billion a year from people walking by Mormon Churches; they sneak up from behind, bash them over their heads with the “Book or Mormon”, take their money and possessions, stuff them into their backpacks and then make a fast getaway on their Schwinn Bicycles....
I was wondering how that worked. I am going to Salt Lake City in a few weeks for a conference (no, not a religious conference). I’ll be sure to watch out for muggers brandishing books.