Having seen her latest boyfriend buying roses, Helen cried, "Damn, I hadn't planned on spending the evening with my legs in the air!" And her blond assistant said, "Don't you have a vase?" "Turning 80 shouldn't slow you down, ladies. One word: Poli-Grip." Helen Girlie Brown
23 posted on 08/13/2012 4:46:28 PM PDT by tumblindice
(Sic Semper Tyrannis)
"Turning 80 shouldn't slow you down, ladies. One word: Poli-Grip." Helen Girlie Brown