And Tom Hoefling couldn't run a hot dog stand. The only thing he's succeeded at in his life was by some miracle to convince the GOP that carpetbagging, muppet-faced Alan Keyes was somehow a formidable choice in the 2004 Illinois Senate race, --a race that resulted in such a devastating landslide loss that the winner, Barack Obama, couldn't help but think, "Wow! This election was so easy maybe I ought to run for President!"
There are plenty of others to write in if I become convinced he cannot meet muster. The candidate from either party is not on that list; they are both too bad for America.