born gay = birth defect
evolution = heterosexual
extinction = homosexual
abortion = pre-natal summary execution
death penalty = post-natal abortion
assisted suicide = obamacare
moderate muslim = out of bullets
sustainable development = slaves’ quarters
fairness = censorship
global warming = beer fart
social justice = High Plains Drifter
electric cars = arsine poisoning
bipartisan = twice as bad
more taxes = more police = more of a police state
Republican plan = cut, cap, balance
Democrat plan = lie, cheat, steal
Well done.