why can't our own deep-pocketed Liberal SuperPACs come up with some real dirt on Romney? Mr. President, I think... 
I may have something... 
from the recent past we can tweek.
Okay, Joe just read it... 
like it is your own words--
I... eh, I lost my job... 
due-- eh, due to Mitt Romney's Bain Capitol--
No, Joe, take off your glasses... 
and don't read it like you are reading a script!
Okay, Mitt Romney's Bain Capitol fired me... 
and killed my wife--
Yes, yes... 
go on--
Then he got... 
both my daughters pregnant by his spoiled, no-count sons--
Yes, yes, Joe! You are on a roll... 
keep going!
Then Romney and his slut wife came over to my house... 
and killed my three dogs with assault rifles.
Oh MY God, Joe! I may never, ever... 
have a better orgasm--
As my Press Secretary just told you... 
we have absolutely no coordination with super PAC Priorities USA ads--
And to suggest we do... 
is insulting!