It’s fun to play the Obama lying game. Here’s how you play: take two events that occurred chronologically, but not necessarily close together in time, and imply that the first caused the second.
I’ll go first:
The Yankees signed Babe Ruth and Lou Gehrig to their roster but didn’t win a pennant for 11 straight seasons.
(Those seasons were 1965-1975, inclusive.)
Oo, I’ll play:
Cassius Clay beat Sonny Liston in 1964 for the Heavyweight Championship of the World, but never won another title fight thereafter.
The Yankees signed Lou Gehrig to their roster, and then he died...
I’ll play.
The Yankees won last night, after a scare. (Went to walk the dog, it was 7-1, got back, it was 8-7, but they pulled it out.)
They won last night due to they used to have Babe Ruth and Lou Gehrig, right?
Obama got elected and 300 Mexicans, a border agent and an ICE employee were killed. Oh crap! This game is harder than I thought.