I heard from a 'good source' that Vlad Putin has 'contributed' about $1 Million Dollars to Obama's reelection campaign. And not though some PAC, but directly 'to Obama'!Obama HAS TO ANSWER these serious charges and PROVE that Putin did NOT 'contribute'!
I bet he CAN'T!!
On the space jobs the Russkis handle for us, they only charge us $65 Million per delivery. Comrade, for that kind of chump change you don't get the new Lincoln Town Car, OK? You get the 1958 Checker with the leaky water pump. Igor will be taking care of that as soon as he gets back from dialysis. He grew up with it. He knows that Checker like the back of his hand!
Of course, in Obamanomics, this saves us a fortune as compared to maintaining our own space program, not to mention doing wonders for our Carbon Footprint.