***I’d also buy the gay kissing couples some lunch just to show how much they’re appreciated***
They are doing it just to make people sick. I wish I had my liquid fly traps going. I could toss the contents on them and watch them, and everyone else within 50 yards, heave their guts out. If you get it on you, it soaks into the skin and stays with you for days.
And it WILL make you puke.
That's OK as a fantasy but in real life it's exactly the kind of reaction they're trying to provoke.