The Berenstain family must be secular Jews and are therefore liberals.
I’m calling you a troll. I’m a lurker who occasionally goes on rants but nothing like what you say. I’ve looked through your comments and they give the impression of a caricature of what a liberal thinks a crazy social conservative is.
If I am wrong, and you are sincere, I apologize. But your rhetoric...
Remember before posting: loose lips sink ships.