you’re only looking at one side, you fail to appreciate all the wonderful Kennedy family traditions, like welcoming spring by getting drunk and/or high and driving around town on the sidewalks.
Like chasing women over Easter holiday.
And having CONsensual relations.
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two.
One to hold the bulb, and the other to drink Scotch Whisky until the room spins.