Useful idiots.
And our beloved leader does not eat ham? Do tell?
DEAN DILLEY:(speaking to high level campaign staffer) "Hey...I have two buddies I hang out with who are both Obama supporters, and are ex-military. If you let us know where he will be stopping for lunch, we can just hang out there until he walks in, and 'Voila!'...ready to go support from the military community!"
OBAMA STAFFER 1:"Dean, that is a great idea! We are going to hit the Gateway Breakfast House around 9:00 PM."
OBAMA STAFFER 2:"Ummmm...what if someone figures out we planned this in advance?"
(everyone laughs)
OBAMA STAFFER 1:"Pfft! Who the heck is going to tell people they are plants? The Oregonaian? Channel 5? Ha...sure. Tell you what...I'll call The Oregonian and Channel 5 myself and tell them what I am up to..."
(everyone laughs)
OBAMA STAFFER 2:"And you know what is really funny about this? Conservatives and Teabaggers get their panties all twisted because they see it and know exactly what is going on, but we put on an innocent face, tut-tut them, and tell them, the media, and the public that they are just conspiracy theorists! The media parrots it and the electorate buys it!"
OBAMA STAFFER 1:"Hahaha! AIN'T LIFE GRAND?"