[Diogenesis]

FRiend, if Mr. Romney ACTUALLY spoke up,
then no one would complain.

THEN, he would not be in the unseemly position
of having his wife and sons defend him, as he
hides, and now will hide overseas.

FAST AND FURIOUS — ROMMNEY IS ABSENT
DNC PASSES IDIOTIC BILLS — ROMNEY IS ABSENT
UN “TREATIES” NEARBY — ROMNEY IS ABSENT

Get it together, FRiend, THAT IS HIS MO.
and then he screws you.

[COBOL2Java]

Diogenesis, Romney has no need to defend himself; he has his acolytes to fight his battles for him.

What he does lack, however, are musicians to follow him around and compose paeans like the ones following Sir Robin the Not-Quite-So-Brave...