They are coming for your donuts and cookies.
They will outlaw Cinnabons and close all of them down.
They will outlaw candy shops.
They will outlaw Vente Frappacinos.
They will outlaw 1/2 pound burritos.
They will outlaw double cheeseburgers.
They will outlaw large fries.
They will outlaw onion rings.
They will outlaw fried chicken and gravy.
They will outlaw dumplings.
They will outlaw pancake houses.
They will outlaw 5 pound boxes of sugar.
They will outlaw extra value meals.
They will prohibit “double sizing” any meal.
They will outlaw chocolate fudge everything.
They will outlaw chocolate covered macadamia nuts.
They will outlaw chocolate shakes and malts.
They will outlaw bacon.
It’s for your own good.
Submit.
Resistance is Futile.
You shall be assimilated.
I am the conservative who dares to ask: Why does no one want to outlaw tofu?!!!
Especially FRIED tofu!
:>)
“They will outlaw chocolate fudge everything.”
Fudge packing causes AIDS which is a costly and often deadly disease. Think of all the lives they could save if they outlawed that.