[Pearls Before Swine]

I hope they use a traditional straight razor, and he thrashes around while they use it.

[cartan]

I hope they use a traditional straight razor, and he thrashes around while they use it.

Or a 5¢ one-way shaver:

[bigbob]

“Honest! He must have sneezed!”

[SandRat]

A dry shave with that straight razor.