That guy should have studied law, ‘abogado’ is español for ‘lawyer’.
I once worked with an Argentine who had the distinction of having been captured by the Brits during the Falkland Islands War. He looked like a Greek shopkeeper.
Just reading a piece yesterday about Cajuns (after watching a TV thing on their origin). Although I am very familiar with much of their history there was this thing about SOME Acadian settlers getting sent to the Falklands!