ROFLOL!!
Yep, and there i was kneeling over this bear turd making sure it was the smell of pepper that my keen nose detected when suddenly this paw came out of nowhere and..........Well anyways that is how this here ear ended up getting sewn back onto my neck kids. It just goes to show you, do not bend over in the woods when bears are around.
I literally LOL’d at the end of your sign.