Shoot, I have Creative Suite here in the office; I’m sure I can gin up a BC that’ll pass muster with the Congress and the various Secretaries of State.
If you can give me a plausible Date/Time, I can knock that out in just a few minutes.
SuhWeet! Lissen, my Uncle Wong from Hong Kong is in town, and I was jes wonderin’ifn you could ..........you know?