All my liberal friends told me there were no WMDs.
I guess we’ll find out (sooner than anyone likes) if they were right....
The WMD were smuggled into Syria from Iraq and buried in the sand. There was one video report of a UN delegation driving up to a weapons facility and some poor Iraqi jumping into the vehicle with a notebook. He held his head down, but was talking in his language, which the UN people had never managed to learn.
They couldn’t get him out of the vehicle at first, but they manhandled him out of there and left him at the facility in Iraq which the UN people had inspected and found nothing.
My money says he was dead in a matter of minutes after the pale blue hats drove through the gate and his notebook was turned to ashes.
The WMD had been sought by the Taliban, but lo and behold, they already had some that were lifted prior to November 29, 1990 at a prominent Midwestern university. The research facility and teaching rooms had used a Section 18 to procure a chemical that was not licensed to decontaminate a high containment area from June of 1992 to 9-11-2001.
Due to the ineptness of the post office, the lack of security at the university and the general belief that these foreign students are just here to study, there was a package delivered to an innocent family. Two of the members contracted lesions that were not characteristic of a WMD, but of the WMD that were mailed after 9-11-2001.