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To: nhwingut

Would be an interesting news day if several events occurred, don’t know in what order though.

Obama is removed from office due to ineligibility.

Romney decides to remove himself from the nomination due to a sudden health issue.

Iran surrenders and decides it won;t play Obamas election timed war games.

Tampa Bay is the focus of a massive influx of Sarah Palin supporters dwarfing the GOP event.

Biden becomes acting POTUS.


115 posted on 07/20/2012 3:00:16 AM PDT by Eye of Unk (Going mobile, posts will be brief. No spellcheck for the grammar nazis.)
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To: Eye of Unk

Say there, you forgot a few items:

A gigantic UFO mothership lands on the Washington Monument grounds, festooned with American Flags showing 76 States, and upon landing, Ronald Reagan, Jesse Helms, John Wayne and other great patriots exit the craft, announcing that they are from an alternate timeline where conservative American philosophy has triumphed over all leftist-radical ideology, American science has perfected an age limiting medication (which explains why Reagan, Helms and Wayne look like they’re only in their 50’s), and they further inform us that they have arrived in our dimensional timeline to ‘clean up the mess’ that the ‘Rats, RINOs and affiliated dirtbags have made of our Nation, and with that?

The lasers start firing, our enemies begin dying, and then Kate Smith climbs out of the mothership and levitates high above the crowds and begins singing her signature song “GOD BLESS AMERICA” to the cheers of the masses.

If you’re going to dream E-of-U, dream BIG.


116 posted on 07/20/2012 9:48:52 AM PDT by mkjessup (Romney is to conservatism what Helen Thomas is to a high fashion model walkway.)
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