[If You Want It Fixed - Fix It]

Just bide your time and your sweetie will come around.

You can accelerate things by leaving your front door unlocked most nights. Or leave little gas in the car for late night drives with the lovely.

She or you may be dead or robbed before she comes around, but after that first robbery or mugging, she’ll be running for NRA president.

[School of Rational Thought]

We can stop for some cheesecake