My Enormous disappointments:
1) I wasn’t a pitcher for the NY Yankees
2) I never got to play basketball for my beloved Syracuse Orangemen.
3) I wasn’t a rock star.
4) I never won the lottery.
5) I never spent a year at the playboy mansion.
6) I missed out buying cheap Dell and Microsoft stock.
7) I look too much like Woody Harrelson.
8) I was like the Judge Reinhold character from Fast Times rather than the Jeff Spicoloi in high school.
9) I’ll never be an astronaut.
10) I never got to vote for Ronald Reagan.
Get over it Jesse Jr. It’s called life. I’m a very happy truck driver with a smokin’ wife from Texas.
Not being a senator or mayor...please... there are MUCH bigger tragedies in this world.
That's an impressive list of disappointments, although having a Texan wife makes up for at least six or seven on your list.
In my case, I never had a chance to marry Bernadette Peters.
If Mrs. Scoutmaster is reading this, that's just a joke. If she's not, I never had a chance to marry Bernadette Peters.