Oh, it tasted so good though.
Sounds like a gay guy who can’t admit he’s gay, but likes sucking on fleshy appendages so much he does it at Walmart.
Police are looking for a suspect with a case of athlete’s lips.
It tasted good but did it taste like chocolate or vanilla?
There are heterosexual men who have foot fetishes. I am betting this guy is one of them. A pervert none the less but not gay, simply nuts.