When I lived in Seattle I really got around. The last few months I was there I’d see the same black guy at various freeway off ramps all over the city wearing a short sleaved white shirt, a tie and waving people down with one hand and holding a red plastic gas can in the other.
Whenever a panhandler asks for money I always say the same thing: Do you take plastic, ‘cause it’s all I got.
I’ll help someone that I don’t know, but only if it does not involve a direct exchange of dead presidents.
Sure buddy, there's an ATM in the back of my Escalade right around the corner.....