Posted on 07/09/2012 1:03:09 PM PDT by IbJensen
Don’t that beat all?
We’re so totally screwed—————hope we can find our way back.
“thats not a pig! thats his wife...”
Think positive - it will make the Muslims unwilling to board the plane.
A pig a day will keep islam away.
Awaiting official response from CAIR.
Awaiting official response from CAIR.
My job requires some flying...but once I retire, I’ll NEVAH EVAH get on an airplane again.
The TSA has been civil, but flying now reminds me of the one time years ago I had to take a bus cross country. Our airline terminals, the lines, the waits, and the airline equipment itself reminds me of Greyhound...only then, it was cleaner and far more efficient.
Recognizing that many of us will need emotional support should that happen, it is showing how we can get it even when flying.
Actually pigs on board could act as a muslim terrorist deterrent. Aren’t they afraid of pig’s blood on their corpse? What if they thought their remains might get mingled with a pig’s if they take the plane down. No paradise, no virgins, just pig hell.
“On the bright side, this will keep muslims from ever getting into another plane ever again.
A pig a day will keep islam away. “
D*mn, didn’t think of that.
Great idea. I’ll take a pig over a muzzie any day.
And people wonder why I avoid like the plague, any public transportation. I have had enough of the freak show to last a lifetime. Now they are going to let farm animals on planes? Why even bother flying.
I was thinking of the Rent-a-potbelly concession
at each airport...
Can’t afford a real pig?
Try our bacon strip vests.
[ Actually pigs on board could act as a muslim terrorist deterrent. Aren’t they afraid of pig’s blood on their corpse? What if they thought their remains might get mingled with a pig’s if they take the plane down. No paradise, no virgins, just pig hell. ]
Maybe just sell pendants that have pigs blood sealed in them?
Less smell, same potential effect.
I support a pig on every flight, just in case.
If there are any suspicious folks on board, Petunia can be trained to go sit next to them, and comfort them.
Would be cheaper, even with the training, than air marshals. The air crew could have little baggies of Petunia’s excrement to toss, and water pistols filled with Petunia’s “wee-wee” as a back-up.
Problem solved, and we can let the TSA folks retire.
I actually LOVE this....Can you just imagine if every passenger brings on a pig.....I hope little pigs become VERY popular....Flying will suddenly become the most safest mode of transportation.....lol.....wink....I hope everyone gets it.
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