[AEMILIUS PAULUS]

Sorry. They may, in a fit of pique, register Republican. However, whenever thay enter the voting booth they will start to shake, foam at the mouth, fall writhing to the ground, then rise and in a state of automatic writing vote Democrat. They cannot help it, it is their nature, their essence, their very being. Jews are the first people genetically programmed as Democrats-averitable wonder!

[Nachum]

Not all of us :)

[Blennos]

Sorry. They may, in a fit of pique, register Republican. However, whenever thay enter the voting booth they will start to shake, foam at the mouth, fall writhing to the ground, then rise and in a state of automatic writing vote Democrat. They cannot help it, it is their nature, their essence, their very being. Jews are the first people genetically programmed as Democrats-averitable wonder!

Few and fewer all the time. My family (Jewish all) is an example. In the past it was 5-2 democrat advantage. Now it is 6-1 republican (and the last holdout is wavering). For the record, I have never voted democrat in my life.

[pistolpackinpapa]

Jews are the first people genetically programmed as Democrats-averitable wonder!
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You speak foolishly. 75% of the Jews vote Democrat and 95% Blacks vote Democrat? If anyone is genetically programmed to vote for DemocRATS, it’s Blacks.

[justiceseeker93]

Sorry. They may, in a fit of pique, register Republican. However, whenever they enter the voting booth they will start to shake, foam at the mouth, fall writhing to the ground, then rise and in a state of automatic writing vote Democrat. They cannot help it, it is their nature, their essence, their very being. Jews are the first people genetically programmed as Democrats-averitable wonder!

I know you're trying to be witty there, and there's some truth to what you say, describing the withdrawal symptoms of an addiction. However, registering Republican is usually a pretty strong commitment to change one's errors of the past, regardless of whether the individual is Jewish or not.

[rmlew]

Sorry. They may, in a fit of pique, register Republican. However, whenever thay enter the voting booth they will start to shake, foam at the mouth, fall writhing to the ground, then rise and in a state of automatic writing vote Democrat. They cannot help it, it is their nature, their essence, their very being. Jews are the first people genetically programmed as Democrats-averitable wonder!

Most Jewish Congressional District (NY-9) in the country and the most JEwish State Senate District in the country, NY-27 are both Republican now. The Democrat candidates were both Jews. New York Jews have voted Republican in 5 straight mayoral races in NYC, twice against Jewish Democrats.

I was not aware that the Jews who came here after 1945 and tend to vote Republican are genetically different from those who came 1880 to 1920.

[MaxMax]

After the Republicans douse the flames on their coat tails,
they'll run back into the building.