It’s too bad people nowadays don’t recognize demon possession, even when it bites them in the face. Sure, blame it on “bath salts.”
Actually, I think I'll blame the bath salts. It's ironic. In an effort to circumvent drug laws, enterprising chemists have cooked up some drugs that appear to be far worse than the illegal ones they're replacing. I say "appear" because I haven't myself tried bath salts. From what I've read, I don't think I'm missing out.