I went to Petsmart for more dog bones. They had some decent-looking bearded dragons on sale, but wandering through the reptile tank section reminded me how expensive those things are.
Piper goes through three large-breed size rawhide bones in about a week and a half. The lady at the counter said “Oh, do you have a Saint Bernard?”
What kind of dog is Piper, and do you have any pics of her/him?