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'I'm a eat you': Crazed naked man high on bath salts threatens to eat police officers as they try to
Daily Mail ^ | 11:37 EST, 3 July 2012 | Daily Mail Reporter

Posted on 07/03/2012 12:06:58 PM PDT by null and void


Newest 'cannibal': Karl Laventure apparently told police he wanted to eat their faces

Laventure appeared out of some woods and was seen running naked around a golf range near Atlanta, swinging a club around his head and screaming.

At first, they tried using pepper spray to stop him, but that left him undeterred.

'He didn't even wipe his eyes, he just kept them open,'

They then turned to their Tasers and though that momentarily shocked Laventure to the ground, it did not stop him.


Trouble: It took several police officers a significant amount of effort to subdue Karl Laventure when he was allegedly high on bathsalts

'We had to Tase him approximately five more times on scene to get him down. It took several officers to hold him down to get him cuffed,'

He was still talking gibberish, cussing, saying he wanted to eat us, other people

The video shows him talking about the deceased rappers Biggie and Tupac, making animal sounds, and continuing to threaten the police officers.


Strong: Police sprayed him with pepper spray and shocked him with a taser five times before they were able to get him on the ground


Interrupted: Witnesses saw a naked Laventure running around the Atlanta Golf Center on June 14 'making animal noises'

Among other things he said "I'm'a eat you. I'll eat you, I don't want to eat you but I will,"

Though they controlled him enough to force him to a nearby hospital, he attacked one of the nurses on the scene and another fight ensued.

There have been a number of 'cannibal' incidents linked to bath salts in recent weeks.

Bath salts, a synthetic amphetamine cocktail known as 'the new LSD'

(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...


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To: Fledermaus

You’ve been here longer than I, so yes, you should have known better.

Welcome to the Undead Thread! The world’s most welcome thread hijack.


281 posted on 07/05/2012 4:05:01 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
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To: Darksheare

A man in a hoodie..drinking coffee. I worry for humanity.


282 posted on 07/05/2012 4:07:51 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
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To: Cyber Liberty

His hand shaky from the caffiene, his mind clouded with words and visions he cannot understand.
He keeps a tome but he does not know why, all he knows is that he must.
And into this tome go the random names.
*Scene moves to the window*


283 posted on 07/05/2012 4:10:17 PM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: null and void; Tax-chick
Do you feel chipper after watching Fargo?

Chipper and cooler, although it does make me dislike car salesmen, even though I was one.

284 posted on 07/05/2012 4:18:17 PM PDT by fanfan (.http://www.ontariolandowners.ca/index.php?p=1_50_Your-Rights)
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To: Darksheare; Fledermaus
...scribbles a name on a random list somewhere..

And I read, on a random lint somewhere because that's what I do.

285 posted on 07/05/2012 4:21:18 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Let the wind blow through you.~~ Lakota Sioux proverb)
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To: stephenjohnbanker
A surprising fizzy center? Zot!

Do you eat those? Give me a nice home made Lemon Meringue pie any day!

How are you SJB?

286 posted on 07/05/2012 4:22:25 PM PDT by fanfan (.http://www.ontariolandowners.ca/index.php?p=1_50_Your-Rights)
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To: fanfan

When you come to visit, you can make homemade Lemon Meringue pie! I will wait for that treat! You ROCK, Sis!


287 posted on 07/05/2012 4:30:40 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Let the wind blow through you.~~ Lakota Sioux proverb)
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To: Silentgypsy

Thanks for the advice. I actually have a couple of flowers on one of the cantalope plants, and the rest are growing a bit. The leaves seem small to me; is that normal?

That drink sounds good!


288 posted on 07/05/2012 4:31:35 PM PDT by fanfan (.http://www.ontariolandowners.ca/index.php?p=1_50_Your-Rights)
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To: Monkey Face; Fledermaus

e had a lady make a picture of a pig out of dryer lint.
I dare imagine she could probably make random names from it as well.


289 posted on 07/05/2012 4:34:07 PM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare

Was that piggy anything like the Dust Bunny of fame and possible fortune?


290 posted on 07/05/2012 4:39:01 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Let the wind blow through you.~~ Lakota Sioux proverb)
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To: Monkey Face

I dunno.
I could fully imagine it dissolving into a battle formation of dust bunnies at any moment.


291 posted on 07/05/2012 4:40:55 PM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Monkey Face

We would have such fun doing that!

***drool*** and then eating it! OMG, we’d have to make two.

Can you make a crust? I can do the rest.


292 posted on 07/05/2012 4:41:15 PM PDT by fanfan (.http://www.ontariolandowners.ca/index.php?p=1_50_Your-Rights)
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To: fanfan

My spe-ci-al-ity is making crusts and producing tartly lemon filling stuffs to make the mouths water. Crusts will be flaky and fattening!! LOL!


293 posted on 07/05/2012 4:45:58 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Let the wind blow through you.~~ Lakota Sioux proverb)
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To: fanfan; Anoreth

Anoreth passed through the Dakotas, but I’ve never been there.


294 posted on 07/05/2012 5:01:25 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("The Lord will rescue me from every evil threat and bring me safe to His heavenly kingdom.")
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To: Monkey Face; sweetliberty

295 posted on 07/05/2012 5:01:51 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1261 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Heroes aren't made Frank, they're cornered...)
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To: Scoutmaster

Do they have a Splenda™ version?


296 posted on 07/05/2012 5:04:40 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1261 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Heroes aren't made Frank, they're cornered...)
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To: Monkey Face

OMG!I’m drooling!!!
Food porn! On FR of all places!


297 posted on 07/05/2012 5:10:31 PM PDT by fanfan (.http://www.ontariolandowners.ca/index.php?p=1_50_Your-Rights)
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To: null and void

YOIKS!


298 posted on 07/05/2012 5:10:44 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Let the wind blow through you.~~ Lakota Sioux proverb)
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To: Tax-chick; Anoreth; null and void
Anoreth passed through the Dakotas, but I’ve never been there.

I don't imagine that there is a lot to see there. I just love the accent. Ya, Ya!

299 posted on 07/05/2012 5:18:05 PM PDT by fanfan (.http://www.ontariolandowners.ca/index.php?p=1_50_Your-Rights)
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To: Monkey Face

I am off to bed, so the things that are messing with whatever have been ... sorry... I am so destitute that i am going over the side of life...help me...life is good. night time earns THINGS!

Help me make me real.


300 posted on 07/05/2012 5:25:04 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Let the wind blow through you.~~ Lakota Sioux proverb)
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