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'I'm a eat you': Crazed naked man high on bath salts threatens to eat police officers as they try to
Daily Mail ^ | 11:37 EST, 3 July 2012 | Daily Mail Reporter

Posted on 07/03/2012 12:06:58 PM PDT by null and void


Newest 'cannibal': Karl Laventure apparently told police he wanted to eat their faces

Laventure appeared out of some woods and was seen running naked around a golf range near Atlanta, swinging a club around his head and screaming.

At first, they tried using pepper spray to stop him, but that left him undeterred.

'He didn't even wipe his eyes, he just kept them open,'

They then turned to their Tasers and though that momentarily shocked Laventure to the ground, it did not stop him.


Trouble: It took several police officers a significant amount of effort to subdue Karl Laventure when he was allegedly high on bathsalts

'We had to Tase him approximately five more times on scene to get him down. It took several officers to hold him down to get him cuffed,'

He was still talking gibberish, cussing, saying he wanted to eat us, other people

The video shows him talking about the deceased rappers Biggie and Tupac, making animal sounds, and continuing to threaten the police officers.


Strong: Police sprayed him with pepper spray and shocked him with a taser five times before they were able to get him on the ground


Interrupted: Witnesses saw a naked Laventure running around the Atlanta Golf Center on June 14 'making animal noises'

Among other things he said "I'm'a eat you. I'll eat you, I don't want to eat you but I will,"

Though they controlled him enough to force him to a nearby hospital, he attacked one of the nurses on the scene and another fight ensued.

There have been a number of 'cannibal' incidents linked to bath salts in recent weeks.

Bath salts, a synthetic amphetamine cocktail known as 'the new LSD'

(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...


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To: Anoreth

Water’s the key, ma’am. Flush out your kidneys and liver. You’ll be tops when you get up from your nap...and ready for another beer.

Cheers!
CL


201 posted on 07/04/2012 9:24:06 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
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To: Tax-chick
Watch out for dangerous rabbits and hungover girls with explosives.

Without actually admitting anything, let's just say, hypothetically, and I am speaking hypothetically here, someone set off a mortar quite near here that triggered car alarms for blocks around, last night.

Hypothetically...

202 posted on 07/04/2012 9:41:32 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1260 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Heroes aren't made Frank, they're cornered...)
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To: Monkey Face; Darksheare; Silentgypsy

203 posted on 07/04/2012 9:53:08 AM PDT by Old Sarge (We are now officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet)
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To: Old Sarge

204 posted on 07/04/2012 10:14:27 AM PDT by Old Sarge (We are now officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet)
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To: Old Sarge; Monkey Face; Darksheare; Silentgypsy
Be careful, Sarge. The wounded ones are especially dangerous.

(Am I wrong in thinking you'd really like John Scalzi's "Old Man's War"?)

205 posted on 07/04/2012 10:19:45 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: Old Sarge; Cyber Liberty

I almost got a donut to go with my coffee, but when I got home, I was not in the coffee mode. Dangit.

Overcast with a cool breeze coming from the southeast, but earlier, there were rain showers in the northeast valley. How DARE it rain on Summerlin?

;o]


206 posted on 07/04/2012 10:25:59 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Let the wind blow through you.~~ Lakota Sioux proverb)
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To: Old Sarge

Good thing my mouth wasn’t full of something liquid when I pulled up that piccie! Since my friend of 23 years is a racer, the hearse for Ocare was especially funny!

Thanks!


207 posted on 07/04/2012 10:28:40 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Let the wind blow through you.~~ Lakota Sioux proverb)
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To: Repeal The 17th

My first thought, too...(8^D)


208 posted on 07/04/2012 10:29:08 AM PDT by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing)
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To: Repeal The 17th

EXCELLENT!!


209 posted on 07/04/2012 10:31:17 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Let the wind blow through you.~~ Lakota Sioux proverb)
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To: Dead Corpse

Ummmmm....they all look good enough to eat! LOL!


210 posted on 07/04/2012 10:33:53 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Let the wind blow through you.~~ Lakota Sioux proverb)
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To: Monkey Face

It rained a tiny bit here. Don’t see much on the radar....


211 posted on 07/04/2012 10:59:12 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
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To: Cyber Liberty

Lucky you. In Hooterville Junction, we got nary a drop. But I could smell the rain from Summerlin!

No better smell in the world than rain on the desert!!


212 posted on 07/04/2012 11:13:34 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Let the wind blow through you.~~ Lakota Sioux proverb)
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To: Gabz

Every lady our age needs regular doses of Tom Selleck.


213 posted on 07/04/2012 11:22:58 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("The Lord will rescue me from every evil threat and bring me safe to His heavenly kingdom.")
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To: Tax-chick

Even those of us who are at Tom Selleck’s age need doses of Tom Selleck! LOL!


214 posted on 07/04/2012 11:25:41 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Let the wind blow through you.~~ Lakota Sioux proverb)
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To: Monkey Face

You can’t be angry or believe the universe is hostile while looking at Tom Selleck. You just can’t.


215 posted on 07/04/2012 11:34:05 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("The Lord will rescue me from every evil threat and bring me safe to His heavenly kingdom.")
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face; Gabz; fanfan; Darksheare; ColdOne; Silentgypsy; Dead Corpse; Scoutmaster; ..

I was going to ask, what’s the connection between ‘bath salts’ and getting naked, and then I thought, well, duh!


216 posted on 07/04/2012 12:14:21 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: Tax-chick

And whom, pray tell, would want to?


217 posted on 07/04/2012 12:21:56 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Let the wind blow through you.~~ Lakota Sioux proverb)
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To: NicknamedBob

Taking baths with your clothes on is a proximate sign of major dementia. Or of being 3.

Bill’s home ... the Andrews and his other friends must have family obligations this evening. Bill did his by taking the Cubs to the parade.


218 posted on 07/04/2012 12:23:41 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("The Lord will rescue me from every evil threat and bring me safe to His heavenly kingdom.")
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To: NicknamedBob

It seems to me that somewhere in your four books there should be something that refers to bath salts. Used properly, of course! :o])


219 posted on 07/04/2012 12:24:36 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Let the wind blow through you.~~ Lakota Sioux proverb)
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To: Monkey Face

Just bubble bath. And then Pearl walking across the bubbles.

She did some interesting things, before she went a little loopy.


220 posted on 07/04/2012 12:59:22 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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