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'I'm a eat you': Crazed naked man high on bath salts threatens to eat police officers as they try to
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| 11:37 EST, 3 July 2012
| Daily Mail Reporter
Posted on 07/03/2012 12:06:58 PM PDT by null and void
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To: Monkey Face
Pat was an altar server this morning. One of the older ladies told me afterward that he looked like he was conversing with angels the whole time, and I didn’t have the heart to tell her it was really aliens ...
It looks like I’ll have to take Pat to the Missionaries of the Poor next Saturday. As soon as the others said we’d gone there this weekend, he asked if he could go next week since he missed it. I have to take Tom and Elen to Monroe, anyway, to work on some kid’s Eagle Scout project of resurfacing the parking lot at the Red Cross.
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posted on
08/06/2012 11:58:14 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Get another cat.)
To: Tax-chick
Pat converses with those who have gone before him and he is open to their love and conversation. He will do well with the Missionaries of the Poor. He is such an ALIEN! :o])
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posted on
08/06/2012 12:01:10 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.)
To: Monkey Face
Maybe Pat can join their order when he’s old enough. He’s not overly attached to modern sanitation (what boy is?) so he could go to the missions in Haiti, Uganda, or the Philippines ... unless he’s gone all Highly Groomed, like Bill, before he turns 18!
I can make my All Purpose Potluck Dish, the fruit salad with Cool Whip. If I freeze it in advance, it will still be cold when the M.O.P.’s and the Monrovian poor have lunch.
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posted on
08/06/2012 12:04:54 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Get another cat.)
To: Tax-chick
Pat will most likely find his niche in aerospace and all things that provide him with a challenge. Such as Greek. With luck, I will get these books sent off to him next month. They are ready to go...just need enough postage.
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posted on
08/06/2012 12:10:30 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.)
To: Tax-chick
I will make that kid into a coastie or die trying.
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posted on
08/06/2012 2:04:20 PM PDT
by
Anoreth
(It's not a great party until someone loses rank.)
To: Tax-chick
It *is* funny but I kind of agree w/Frank.
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posted on
08/06/2012 2:08:56 PM PDT
by
Silentgypsy
(If you love your freedom, thank a vet.)
To: ColdOne
U 2!
It’s not quite as warm this month as it was last. Amazingly, it looks like the pepper plants are producing another round. I’m harvesting squash blossoms and tossing them into the freezer until we get enough to deep fry. Also investigated the watermelon board website—they have a recipe for General Tsao’s watermelon (batter-fried w/Tsao sauce—yahoo!)
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posted on
08/06/2012 2:16:38 PM PDT
by
Silentgypsy
(If you love your freedom, thank a vet.)
To: Anoreth
Heh, remember last year at the beach when you were pushing him around in the box you’d turned into a ship? “USS Empty Box”
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posted on
08/06/2012 2:49:26 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Get another cat.)
To: ColdOne
The Stig is an awesome roomie! If I leave to get the mail, he hears me coming up the walk and skreeks, “MOM! MOM!” I love it!
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posted on
08/06/2012 3:24:15 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.)
To: Anoreth; Tax-chick
Frank will adore you and follow you wherever you lead him! Feed him sea stories and he will be enthralled!
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posted on
08/06/2012 3:26:42 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.)
To: Monkey Face
too funny! has he always talked?
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posted on
08/06/2012 3:41:55 PM PDT
by
ColdOne
(I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11 0bie don' t eat my dog!)
To: ColdOne
The Stig has always been vocal. Some things are easy to underdstand, amd others need intrepretation.
He thanks me for changing his papers, even though the cage bottom is an inch away from his tail feathers.
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posted on
08/06/2012 4:38:03 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.)
To: Monkey Face; sionnsar; abigailsmybaby; A CA Guy; airborne; Allegra; Aloysius88; Americanwolf; ...
We haz a thread.
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posted on
08/06/2012 4:54:30 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
To: sionnsar; abigailsmybaby; A CA Guy; airborne; Allegra; Aloysius88; Americanwolf; Anoreth; ...
| MOVE IMPENDING |
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posted on
08/06/2012 5:01:04 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
To: Darksheare
This is always exciting...
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posted on
08/06/2012 5:04:13 PM PDT
by
Cyber Liberty
(Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
To: sionnsar; abigailsmybaby; A CA Guy; airborne; Allegra; Aloysius88; Americanwolf; Anoreth; ...
This is the END of the
Spawn of the Undead Thread: The July Chronicles
Join us at
Spawn of the Undead Thread: The August Chronicles redux
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posted on
08/06/2012 5:04:13 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
To: Darksheare
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posted on
08/06/2012 5:04:27 PM PDT
by
null and void
(Day 1294 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Heroes aren't made Frank, they're cornered...)
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