Posted on 07/03/2012 12:06:58 PM PDT by null and void
Newest 'cannibal': Karl Laventure apparently told police he wanted to eat their faces
Laventure appeared out of some woods and was seen running naked around a golf range near Atlanta, swinging a club around his head and screaming.
At first, they tried using pepper spray to stop him, but that left him undeterred.
'He didn't even wipe his eyes, he just kept them open,'
They then turned to their Tasers and though that momentarily shocked Laventure to the ground, it did not stop him.
Trouble: It took several police officers a significant amount of effort to subdue Karl Laventure when he was allegedly high on bathsalts
'We had to Tase him approximately five more times on scene to get him down. It took several officers to hold him down to get him cuffed,'
He was still talking gibberish, cussing, saying he wanted to eat us, other people
The video shows him talking about the deceased rappers Biggie and Tupac, making animal sounds, and continuing to threaten the police officers.
Strong: Police sprayed him with pepper spray and shocked him with a taser five times before they were able to get him on the ground
Interrupted: Witnesses saw a naked Laventure running around the Atlanta Golf Center on June 14 'making animal noises'
Among other things he said "I'm'a eat you. I'll eat you, I don't want to eat you but I will,"
Though they controlled him enough to force him to a nearby hospital, he attacked one of the nurses on the scene and another fight ensued.
There have been a number of 'cannibal' incidents linked to bath salts in recent weeks.
Bath salts, a synthetic amphetamine cocktail known as 'the new LSD'
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Pat was an altar server this morning. One of the older ladies told me afterward that he looked like he was conversing with angels the whole time, and I didn’t have the heart to tell her it was really aliens ...
It looks like I’ll have to take Pat to the Missionaries of the Poor next Saturday. As soon as the others said we’d gone there this weekend, he asked if he could go next week since he missed it. I have to take Tom and Elen to Monroe, anyway, to work on some kid’s Eagle Scout project of resurfacing the parking lot at the Red Cross.
Pat converses with those who have gone before him and he is open to their love and conversation. He will do well with the Missionaries of the Poor. He is such an ALIEN! :o])
Maybe Pat can join their order when he’s old enough. He’s not overly attached to modern sanitation (what boy is?) so he could go to the missions in Haiti, Uganda, or the Philippines ... unless he’s gone all Highly Groomed, like Bill, before he turns 18!
I can make my All Purpose Potluck Dish, the fruit salad with Cool Whip. If I freeze it in advance, it will still be cold when the M.O.P.’s and the Monrovian poor have lunch.
Pat will most likely find his niche in aerospace and all things that provide him with a challenge. Such as Greek. With luck, I will get these books sent off to him next month. They are ready to go...just need enough postage.
I will make that kid into a coastie or die trying.
It *is* funny but I kind of agree w/Frank.
U 2!
It’s not quite as warm this month as it was last. Amazingly, it looks like the pepper plants are producing another round. I’m harvesting squash blossoms and tossing them into the freezer until we get enough to deep fry. Also investigated the watermelon board website—they have a recipe for General Tsao’s watermelon (batter-fried w/Tsao sauce—yahoo!)
Heh, remember last year at the beach when you were pushing him around in the box you’d turned into a ship? “USS Empty Box”
The Stig is an awesome roomie! If I leave to get the mail, he hears me coming up the walk and skreeks, “MOM! MOM!” I love it!
Frank will adore you and follow you wherever you lead him! Feed him sea stories and he will be enthralled!
too funny! has he always talked?
The Stig has always been vocal. Some things are easy to underdstand, amd others need intrepretation.
He thanks me for changing his papers, even though the cage bottom is an inch away from his tail feathers.
We haz a thread.
This is always exciting...
Do tell...
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