You have leaked vital Top Secret Material. You will never be able to eat lunch, never mind get a drink, in Twenty-Nine Palms again if I have anything to say about it.
Say, you ain't CHICOM, are you? They have been trying to steal the Underwater Mess Kit for decades, the bastards.
You have leaked vital Top Secret Material. You will never be able to eat lunch, never mind get a drink, in Twenty-Nine Palms again if I have anything to say about it.
Thankfully, Twenty-Nine Palms was a location where Uncle Sam's Misguided Children frequented, which I thereby avoided. Their chow was not generally up to our high culinary standards. Neither was drinking at 29Papa real big on my list of *to-do* items.
Say, you ain't CHICOM, are you? They have been trying to steal the Underwater Mess Kit for decades, the bastards.
Sadly, the last time I told a young troop that I was going to $hi! in his messkit if his performance did not improve, I was met with a crosseyed blank stare...in this day of plastic bagged MREs. Most of the newbies haven't a clue about what a messkit- or messhall- is any more.
Nyet!