I am beginning to think after age 70 or so that being imprisoned might not be all that bad. Especially if you can do some sort of white-collar crime that lands you on a minimum security “campus”. Free medical, dental, clothing, cable TV...what’s not to like? Oh, freedom? That is so passe’.
With my luck they would say, "Senior moment"... and take me home!
We all live in one giant prison grid already, with the dome (skies) controlled just like in “The Truman Show.”
We’re already used to being strip-searched, watched by cameras everywhere we go, needing to show “papers, please” (especially within 100 miles of any border, such as where I live), subjected to drug tests and breath tests, etc. Not too far off to simply pick a slightly smaller prison.