I am told by my infallible sources in the Obama Energy Department that they have, on stand by, the infallible and dynamic renewable resource of "Unicorn Farts" to help us through this crisis.The great thing about Unicorn Farts is they seem to be completely free of methane.
The great thing about Unicorn Farts is they seem to be completely free of methane.
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Hmm, sounds like they don’t stink either.